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Acid Rain Stick

Update - 4/9/05

Last week, with the Logic off in Brazil researching indigenous instruments for playing the Coriolis Force, I consoled myself with a trip to Medieval Times. After rapidly losing my voice in support of the great and noble warrior priest, the Black and White Knight, who was prematurely and unfairly slain in the early rounds of the tourney, and after a good many swigs of ye ol' mind muddling ale, I built up a angry rage. An all consuming rage. A persistent, self-eroding rage. I needed calming like never before, so I raced to the HQ where we house the rain stick and began some therapeutic turns to hush away my vengeful hate of the Yellow Knight. But alas! My rage was too great! And as the metal bent and twisted beneath my wrought hands the spirit of the Black and White Knight possessed me and a new playing style was invented. Behold! Acid Rain Stick Redux!

Its hardened phallic endcaps really help convey the new masculine playing style.

 

Crystal Lite on the 1s and 2s

 

The only thing more American than the shiteasters is baseball. Or maybe baseball pie. Or baseball pie and a tall glass of oil.

I'm behind the camera, drinking ale and losing my voice.

See Crystal Lite defeat the invisible foes of invention.
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