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The Logic - Silent G

Giga-Theremin

We are going to screw up what people hear one way or another. There's no stopping a wave this square. We're just working our way outward.

We love that you visit our website, but what about those holdouts across the country? If the revolution only hurts the willing, then we haven't accomplished anything at all. When we to hit everyone, then we're getting somewhere.

How? We hit the world with pirate theremin radio, broadcast from home and abroad via the radios that pump our sound into homes and cards for miles around. Its potent, invisible and unstoppable - but "miles around" is too little. We need to hit more people. We need to hit everybody.

We need the sonic A-Bomb.

And to power it we're going to need to go to the source.

So we scaled up our plans for our pirate theramin broadcaster, allowing for a three hundred thousand volt input and a output radius in the hundred of miles. We were going to bring square wave to people in counties we've never heard of. We were going to put the radio station in pirate radio station. It turns out we needed a custom transformer from the black market, but it turns out those aren't that hard to get. Turns out you can't always trust things you buy on the internet.

The G started work on the control circuit weeks ago while we waited for the transformer to make its way from Europe
We couldn't believe the size of the box this thing came in until we flet how god damn heavy this thing was

  

The instructions on the control hookup might have suffered from their trip through babelfish

The source

My calculations were that this would broadcast across state lines, which might up the ante
Close up of the doomsday device
What fucking bullshit. We've left feedback for our ebay seller and filed a complaint with paypal. There's no way this should have happened if that transformer was up to the specs he sent us. This was not something we took lightly, we sent very explicit emails about our needs and local power regulations and this shithead assured us that his shit was up to code. You can't count on anybody. If you're reading this, buddy, we're not done with you.
It took all of 4 seconds for this bastard piece of equipment to blow up all our shit. The transformer itself is completely intact, not that I'd ever trust it again. Do you have any idea how long it took to lug that piece of this out into this wasteland?
Stillborn anarchy

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